Ok, so I have fallen off of the blogging wagon.

I admit, I got caught up with life, my hobbies and just shit in general. But alas, I am here. Writing this post, lamp turned off and straining my old ass eyes like crazy to make sure I hit the right keys. Dude. That is so hard.

Anywhoo.....

I is drunks so I shall be back when sober. Or not. Who knows and who fucking cares. You bastards sure don't. But this time I promuss to keep up with da blogging. *pinky swear*

*uuuuuuuuurrrrppppp*

I need a beer. A nice hot beer would be wonderful right now. I think I shall pop one open while I go read about Balloon Boy and how his Wife Swapping family are seeking attention. Friggin' loons. Dude. Remind me to never use my kids in a publicity stunt. Heck, that's what we have friends for. Set their asses up instead.

Peace, love and incoherent ramblings to you all.

Out.

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imma need ya'll lazy asses to go on over to this web address...

click here...dang it!

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Life is one real kick ass muthafucka. I say that because I know that.

I am so friggin' sick and TIRED of men telling me I am beautiful, cute, goodlooking, fine, badass....SHIT, I know that SHIT already!! Frick frack the bullshazz! I want to hear something I DON'T KNOW!

I mean, dude, how hard is it to find someone about croolalla? So, you think I am cute. Well, cute don't equate LOVE and that shizz surely doesn't equate making a life of happiness.

Seriously, dude, iffin one more mofo tells me I am CUTE or SEXY imma have not choice but to rip into his AZZ and tear him a new one.

I'm all about living and loving, I aint trynna be CUTE. I want conversation and intelligence...as well as entertinment and creatism. Is that a word?????! Who frickin' cares, I just made that mofo a word and I am the Webster in yer dick-cuhn0KNERR-EEE....peep the game, I am all THAT.

Yeah right. Sure.

Whuh evvvv, frick it. bitch. out.

Now where be my NUTS????!

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Want the latest on AWA!??? Well....CHANGE yer friggin' LINK folk! I am no longer here but HERE http://www.fabflawed.dreamhosters.com/blogland/

Peep it, copy it, paste it and then READ all the goodness that is MY LIFE. Yay! So exciting!

Not.

Dang.

Whuh evah.

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So my husband is back in town with his girlfriend.

Yeah. Can't say that makes me happy.

I mean, come on dude, I paid for the divorce, the least you can do is sign it.

But oh no.

You'd rather have your cake...eat it too ( hope you choke on it, ye bastid) and leave me with kids to feed and clothe. Jerk ass.

I hate him.

And nope that aint GODLIKE, but it is MELIKE.

He is an ass and I am right. Yep, I am right. Agree with me or feel the WRATH!

So...bitter me. Bitter me with a husband who has a girlfriend.

Whatever.

He should cease and a-sign. Sign them divorce papers and give me a break. And acoupon to Captain D's. I love their fish and chips.

That is a duly reward.

Right?

bastids.

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